We're the leopards

We're the leopards

We're the leopards

The leader of the pack lives down in the local drain

We're the leopards

King Kong built a car inside his brain,

We're the leopards

You tell me who's the sexiest, Bud

Why it's Gardenia & the Mighty Slug



We're the leopards



Old Doug Henry lost an ear when he crossed my path

We're the leopards

Called himself Jesus, well that's what he said to me

We're the leopards

I have never seen a freak look as weird as you

Except for Gardenia and the Mighty Slug



We're the leopards



Cycle Michael grotesque school desk in my brain

We're the leopards

Mincing Quincy dropping bop drops down the drain

We're the leopards

I'll just tell you boy we're mean and we're tough

Just like Gardenia and the Mighty Slug



We're the leopards



I know that we know that he know it's wrong

We're the leopards

To spend your life inside a song

We're the leopards

Greasy Gert tried it and she licked it too

Just like Gardenia and the Mighty Slug



We're the leopards



Uncle Bimbo drunk up the sea of Galilee

We're the leopards

And like a fool he promised it all to me

We're the leopards

But I'm young and built of steel

Just like Gardenia and the Mighty Slug



Just like Gardenia and the Mighty Slug

Just like Gardenia and the Mighty Slug



We're the leopards

We're the leopards

We're the leopards