R.E.M., Andy, Tony---This Friendly World



ANDY: Hi, Michael.



MICHAEL: Hi, Andy. Thanks for joining us. Do you

wanna ... you wanna sing a song together?



ANDY: Sure! Is it a sweet song?



MICHAEL: Yeah, it's real sweet.



ANDY: O.K.!



[They laugh.]





MICHAEL:

In this friendly, friendly world

With each day so full of joy

Why should any heart be lonely?



ANDY: My turn!

In this friendly, friendly world

With each night so full of dreams

Why should any heart be afraid?



The world is ...



MICHAEL ANDY:

... such a wonderful place

To wander through

When you've got someone you love



MICHAEL:

To wander along with you



ANDY: O.K., now take every second word! With ...

MICHAEL: ... the ...

ANDY: ... sky ...

MICHAEL: ... so ...

ANDY: ... full ...

MICHAEL: ... of ...

ANDY: ... stars



MICHAEL: And ...

ANDY: ... the ...

MICHAEL: ... river ...

ANDY: ... so ...

MICHAEL: ... full ...

ANDY: ... of ...

MICHAEL: ... song, Every ...



ANDY: ... heart ...

MICHAEL: ... should ...

ANDY: ... be ...

MICHAEL: ... so ...

ANDY: ... thankful

It's a friendly world! Don't you think so, Michael?



MICHAEL: Yup!



TONY: Oh yeah?! What's so friendly about it?!!

This is Tony Clifton, and, and I demand a part in

this song! I'm just as big a part of the movie as

these guys are! And, and I will not sit back while

some sought-after Colonel Kurtz wanna-be, uh, uh

has his day in the sun! I think he's enough

boring! I think, um, uh-uh, Michael here should, uh

sit this one out! At least the next verse, or so!



ANDY: Is that O.K., Michael?



MICHAEL: O.K.



ANDY: I don't think you have a choice.



MICHAEL: (laughs) O.K.



TONY:

The world is such a wonderful place

Ha! to wander a-through!

Ah, when you've got someone you luh-huuuv

Ah, to wander along, ah, with yooo-hoooooo!

O.K., you go...



MICHAEL: With the sky so full of stars

ANDY: And the river so full of song

MICHAEL: Welcome back, Andy. Every heart should be ...

MICHAEL ANDY: ... so thankful



ANDY: Thankful for this friendly, friendly world

Thank you, Michael!



MICHAEL: Thanks, Andy!



ANDY: Thank you all for this friendly, friendly world!



TONY: Thanks for nothing! K, where's the girls?

They in a chopper? The guy's got a chopper, right?