(Music: Peter Wolf, Matthias Jabs; Lyrics: Klaus Meine)

Give me a job

The one I havn't got

Don't write me off at anytime

Don't ever leave me unsatisfied

I don't wanna come in a second

I just wanna come

Don't wanna be the last in line

Don't wanna be just left behind



And in the evening when I come home

It is time to throw my dog a bone

That's when I wear my shirt that says

In capital letters In capital letters



Isn't it fun fun fun to be number one

(He's got no job, got no blow got no Monica to go to)

Isn't it fun fun fun to be number one

(He's a superstar, wunderbar, out of touch too much)



Don't tell me I'm small

An inch too short

I might not be your size but I'm sure great

And definitely underpaid

So give me a job

The one I haven't got

Don't tell me I'm too poor to join the club

To hang out with the big shots



And in the evening when I come home

It is time to give my dog a bone

That's when I wear my shirt that says

In capital letters In capital letters



Isn't it fun fun fun to be number one

(He's got no job, got no blow, got no Monica to go to)

Isn't it fun fun fun to be number one

(He's a V.I.P. wannabe, all he ever wants is)

Isn't it fun fun fun to be number one

Isn't it fun fun fun yeah to be number one

(He's a V.I.P. wannabe all he ever wants is)

To be number one



And in the evening when I come home

It is time to throw my dog a bone

That's when I wear my shirt that says

In capital letters In capital letters



Isn't it fun fun fun to be number one

(He's got no job, got no blow got no Monica to go to)

Isn't it fun fun fun yea