Whoa

Uncle Harry pissing in the bath

Whoa, pissing in the bath

Uncle Harry pissing in the bath

Whoa, pissing in the bath again



He lives in a small flat all alone

In the middle of a run down street

Spends most evenings up the pub

Drinking what he earned that week



Harry keeps to himself

Lives a quiet life

No one can remember

When Harry lost his mind



Whoa

Uncle Harry pissing in the bath

Whoa, pissing in the bath

Uncle Harry pissing in the bath

Whoa, pissing in the bath again



Oh Uncle Harry you've done it all again

You're pissing in the bath every now and then

I caught you in the wrong place

I caught you out of line

I tell you not to do it

But you do it all the time

Do it all the time



Whoa

Uncle Harry pissing in the bath

Whoa, pissing in the bath

Uncle Harry pissing in the bath

Whoa, pissing in the bath again



Poor Uncle Harry lost his mind along the way

Poor Uncle Harry happened twenty years today

Comes around to say hello

Little did we know

He's up to his old dirty tricks again

Oh Uncle Harry, you've done it all again



Oh Uncle Harry

We really shouldn't laugh

But every time we turn around

You're pissing in the bath

It's just a silly habit

And we can't help but remind

We tell you not to do it

But you do it all the time