I BOUGHT A GERBIL AT THE PETTING ZOO

IF RICHARD GEAR CAN DO IT I CAN TO

I GET UNDRESSED AND I START TO LUBE

I STICK THE GERBIL AT THE END OF THE TUBE

WONDERING,JUST HOW HE'LL FEEL

WILL HE LIKE IT BETTER IN HIS LITTLE WHEEL

CAREFULL NOW HES RIGHT BESIDE ME

ONE MORE INCH AND HES INSIDE ME

GOOOOOOOOOOOO GERBIL GO

BURROW HARDER BURROW DEEPER

BE MY LITTLE CHIMNEY SWEEPER

ONE THING I FORGOT ABOUT HOW AM I

SUPPOSE TO GET HIM OUT,NOW MY GERBILS ON

EASY STREET ITS WARM AND COZY AND THERES

PLENTY TO EAT,AND NOW THE SITUATION IS BEYOND

MY CONTROL,GOTTA FIND A WAY TO GET HIM OUTTA

THIS HOLE,IVE TRIED CROWBARS,IVE

TRIED WIRES,ALMOST HAD'EM WITH A PAIR OF PLIERS

IVE TRIED CHEESE BUT HE'S NOT BITTING

I WISH THIS WASNT SO EXCITING GOOOOOOOOOO

GERBIL GOOOOOOO JESUS I AM SUCH A SUCKER

PLEASE GET OUT YOU FURRY FUCKER I THINK

IM GETTING REALLY ILL,SUDDENLY HE'S VERY STILL

ITS TO LATE MY GERBIL HAS DIED GUESS

I HAVE COMMITED GERBASIDE,I HAVE SOME

ADVICE VERY CLEAN CUT IF YOU LOVE YOUR GERBIL

DONT STICK HIM UP YOUR BUTTTTTTTTTTTT

DONT STICK HIM UP YOUR BUTTTTT