A FIFTY YEARS THEY'VE BEEN MARRIED

AND THEY CAN'T WAIT FOR THEIR FIFTY FIRST TO ROLL AROUND

YEAH, ROLL AROUND

A THIRTY YEARS THEY'VE BEEN MARRIED

AND NOW THEY'RE OLD AND HAPPY AND THEY SETTLE DOWN

SETTLE DOWN YEAH!

TWENTY YEARS THEY'VE BEEN MARRIED

AND THEY DID EVERYTHING THAT COULD BE DONE

YOU KNOW THEIR HAVIN' FUN



AND THEN YOU COME ALONG AND TALK ABOUT



SO YOU SAY YOU WANNA BE MARRIED

I'M GONNA CHANGE YOUR MIND

OH GOT TO CHANGE

THAT WAS THE GOOD SIDE BABY

HERE COMES THE BAD SIDE



TEN YEARS THEY'VE BEEN MARRIED

AND A THOUSAND KIDS RUN AROUND HUNGRY

CAUSE THER MOTHER'S A LOUSE

DADDY'S DOWN AT THE WIHISKEY HOUSE

THAT AIN'T ALL



FOR THIRTY YEARS THEY'VE BEEN MARRIED

THEY DON'T GET ALONG SO GOOD

THEY'RE TIRED OF EACH OTHER, YOU KNOW HOW THAT GOES

SHE GOT ANOTHER LOVER

HUH SAME OLD THING



SO NOW YOU'RE SEVENTEEN

RUNNING AROUND HANGING OUT, AND A HAVIN' YOUR FUN

LIFE FOR YOU HAS JUST BEGUN, BABY



AND THEN YOU COME SAYING

SO YOU, YOU SAY YOU WANNA GET MARRIED

OH BABY TRYING TO PUT ME ON A CHAIN

AINT THAT SOME SHAME

YOU MUST BE LOSING YOUR, SWEET LITTLE MIND

I AIN'T READY YET, BABY, I AIN'T READY

I'M GONNA CHANGE YOUR MIND



OOOH LOOK OUT BABY

OH

I AIN'T READY

I AIN'T READY

I AIN'T READY



LET ME LIVE

LET ME LIVE

LET ME LIVE A LITTLE LONGER



ETC.