I don't wanna, do we have to

I don't wanna, do we have to



Don't wanna go down and drink in the woods

We could get some Mad Dog and hang out in my garage

I've got a ping pong table



I don't wanna, do we have to

I don't wanna, do we have to



Don't wanna drink in the woods, it sucks

Sit with 20 dudes and a pickup truck

And we're gone

I've got my thermals on



Gatorade bottle filled with warm Smirnoff

Got too close to the fire, burned my eyebrows off

I puked by a tree, I pee in the grass

And you get poison ivy all over your ass

your in the woods



*harmonica solo*



Don't wanna drink in the woods tonight

Last time I did I got into a fight with some guy

Who graduated three years ago



I paid five bucks for a plastic cup

Foam is spitting out and it won't fill up

So I pump that tap with my best friend

And he flipped me over for a keg stand, keg stand

I'm drinking in the woods



I'm drunk, tree trunk!

I'm drunk, tree trunk!