Met her on a blind date, helping out an old mate

Waiting at the corner, she’s be dressed in black

There was I expecting a really tasty bird

He said she was good looking, I should have doubt his word

When I saw her there she was a real disgrace

I thought nice legs shame about the face



I had to take her dancing, I couldn’t let her down

So we caught the bus to the other side of town

Out upon the dance floor, I wasn’t getting far

So I had a drink with my friends up at the bar

I asked them what they thought of her they fell about the place

And they said nice legs shame about her face



She said could we go bowling,

I said that would be fine

But when I bought the tickets

She’d already changed her mind

She was turning out to be a real hard case

Nice legs shame about the boat race



Downed a gin and soda, tapped me on the shoulder

Whispered in my ear it’s getting kind of late

When I took her home we hardly said a thing

I walked her to the door, expected to go in

She looked me up and down and really put me in my place

She said nice legs shame about your face

Nice legs shame about your face