FZ:Bizarre

Cheese: Bizarre

No one could never understand our bizarre relationship,

Because I was your intelectual [fridged? frigid?] housekeeper

Especially when you would be going to bed with one chic at night

And I'd wake in the mornin' and find another one there screamin

Asking me what the fuck this chic doin' in your bed

And I'd walk in and you weren't with the same one you were in

night before

Oh, I'll never forget that as long as I live

That house had your shit all over

And we had cats, we had flies, we had lot of crabs

That we proceeded to give to everyone in Laurel Canyon

except Elmer and Phil,

Because they were too sick to ball.

Elmer has mentality of approximately

One peanut possibly

As a matter of fact, I remember Elmer telling me that

You really had a lot of talent, but he didn't see how anyone

could ever make it

Who insisted on sayin' fuck on stage

And he used to drive by in his gold Cadillac

And peer in window

'Coze he could never get over the amount of groupy status

That you had and he didn't

Possibly because he's fifty years old and wretched

FZ:Ahahaha